Dolly Parton cancels tour because her breasts are too large to take on tour!

Wait. She has large breasts?.........
Exposay:
Dolly Parton's world-famous breasts have forced her to postpone her upcoming tour.
The '9 to 5' singer - who was due to begin her North American tour at theend of this month - has been told by doctors to rest because of the damageher huge DD chest was doing to her back.
The surgically-enhanced star said, "Hey, you try wagging these puppiesaround a while and see if you don't have back problems."