Saturday, March 28, 2009
Video: Britney Spears shouts "Merry Christmas" to her concert audience in March.
The festive greeting comes at the 49 second mark. It still amazes me that people shell out big bucks to watch her mouth the words.......
Video: Man rescued by firefighters after having his finger stuck in his gas tank for 5 hours.
A man in Michigan gets a finger stuck inside his vehicle's gas tank. It took about five hours for firefighters to free him, a rescue that included taking part of the tank.
Friday, March 27, 2009
ShamWow guy arrrested for beating up hooker.

I alkways hated those commercials........
Smoking Gun:
Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.........
NFL player Ryan Moats speaks about his incident with the police at the hospital.
A police officer was placed on administrative leave Thursday over a traffic stop involving an NFL player whom he kept in a hospital parking lot and threatened to arrest while his mother-in-law died inside the building.
Video: Guest faints on morning talk show. At least it was on a beach!
A guest on WMBB-TV's morning news in Panama City, Fla. faints live on air after saying just a few words. The guest recovered and later appeared on air.
John Mayer calls Twitter dumb and silly. He says it's one step away from sending pictures of your poop.

What a douche. If you are following him, defollow the idiot...........
E!:
The way John Mayer uses Twitter, you’d think he would have nothing but high praise for the social networking phenomenon.
But no, Mr. Mayer actually has some harsh words for Twitter.
"It’s inherently silly and it’s inherently dumb," the singer told me last night at the One Splendid Evening benefit for the VH1 Save the Music Foundation aboard the Carnival Splendor cruise ship in San Pedro, CA. "If you really think that Twitter is the pathway to spiritual enlightenment, well...It’s one step away from sending pictures of your poop."
So why does the Grammy-winner Twitter all the time?
"I've always communicated at a high level as best I can whether it's Twitter, Napster or message boards or wherever," Mayer said. "I don't have a devotion to Twitter. I didn't sell out to Twitter. You do Twitter until everybody gets off of Twitter and it's something else you go and try out."
14 year old girl arrested for child pornography after posting pictures of herself on MySpace.
A 14-year-old New Jersey girl has been accused of child pornography after posting nearly 30 explicit nude pictures of herself on MySpace.com, charges that could force her to register as a sex offender if convicted.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Video: Tony Kornheiser confronts Matt Lauer about "lying" about his deer accident.
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Police called to school because vampires had invaded building.
They called the police? How about grabbing the kids who were behind the rumors and suspending them? Oh lord............MTV: On Wednesday, police were called to Boston Latin School, a nearly 400-year-old public school whose prestigious alumni include Ben Franklin, Sam Adams, John Hancock and Sumner Redstone. The reason? Rumors were running wild that the school had been infiltrated by vampires.
"I seek your cooperation in redirecting your energy toward the learning objectives of the day. Please do not sensationalize or discuss these rumors," pleaded the school's headmaster, Lynne Mooney Teta, in a notice sent to faculty, students and parents on Thursday (March 26) addressing "rumors involving 'vampires.' "
According to The Boston Globe, gossip recently began spreading throughout the high school that vampires were at Boston Latin. The headmaster issued the notice after becoming concerned that some students' safety might be jeopardized, particularly if they were accused of being members of the undead.
"I'm not sure whether [the supposed vampires] were among the student body or whether they were inhabiting the old corners and crevices of the building," Officer Eddy Chrispin, a Boston Police spokesman, said after police went to the school Wednesday. "We did go over there and speak to some of the students and quelled the rumors that were going and kind of told them the effect those rumors could have on the rest of the student population."
Video: Pizza vending machines debut in Italy. What??
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Ryan Gosling is wooing Natalie Portman with poetry text messages.

This may explain why Natalie hasn't responded to my "Hey baby you are pretty!" text messages.....Gosling has been kind of a regular DJ at the hot Bardot's nightspot. ''Natalie always has been attracted to actors and other men who are intellectuals ... and Ryan qualifies,'' says a BZ spy who should know.
Along with continual ''and very poetic'' text messages, the star of ''The Notebook'' reportedly has been sending Portman first editions of books he thinks she'd like.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Video: Courteney Cox talks about her sexy new "Cougartown" series on the set of her new Avon commercial.
Valerie Bertinelli's hot new bikini body at age 48!
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Emerson Lake and Palmer to reunite for fall tour?
As a wise man once said......Woohoo!!!!Carl Palmer's official website: 2009 is shaping up to be one of Palmer's busiest years in his career, that began with The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown and spanned four decades plus. In addition to select dates with the Carl Palmer Band, Palmer will return to his drum kit, propelling the powerful sound of the original ASIA. There is also talk of an ELP reunion tour in the fall.
Video: Denise Richards signs autographs and is sweet after being kicked off "Dancing with the Stars".
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
50 Cent drops out of Sylvester Stallone movie. Gary Coleman to take over role. O.k., not really.....

Whatchu talkin' bout Sly? C'mon, can't you see it?.......
MTV:
A representative for 50 Cent issued a statement Tuesday (March 24) explaining why the MC will not be appearing in Sylvester Stallone's film "The Expendables," just days after the director announced 50 would be replacing Forest Whitaker in the role of Hale Caesar.
While online reports said that 50 had been dropped from the film, the statement says he had to pass on the project due to time constraints.
"50 Cent was offered the role of Hale Caesar in 'The Expendables,' however as he is currently in the process of completing his forthcoming album Before I Self Destruct with Dr. Dre and Eminem," a rep for the MC told MTV News in a statement. "He was unfortunately not able to commit to the project."
Monday, March 23, 2009
Marisa Miller says she loves it when women tell her that she's hot.
Men are too busy staring and stuttering to compliment............
Fox:
And even though millions of men across the world have probably spent hours drooling over the lingerie lass, Miller herself feels much more lauded when she gets a little love from the ladies.
"Not to discredit the guys, but when a woman gives a compliment it’s very special. There is nothing more flattering than a woman to say ‘I’m a fan’ or ‘I think you’re beautiful’," she added. "I don’t know why, but it means a lot to get a compliment from a woman."
Video: Reese Witherspoon, Seth Rogen and Hugh Laurie interviews at the "Monsters vs. Aliens" premiere.
Lindsay Lohan's crazy money spending is putting a strain on her relationship with Samantha Ronson.

I hear Playboy calling..................
Daily News:
“Lindsay is spending like crazy!” a friend of the actress tells us. “She’s living on credit right now. She has no cash. The problem is, the money being spent is mostly Sam’s because Lindsay doesn’t really have any of her own at the moment; she’s really taken on the ‘man’ role in their romance. Sam really thinks Lindsay needs to learn how to become a recessionista and manage her money better.”
A second pal agrees. “Lindsay’s money situation has never been great, but it’s only gotten worse over the last month. For every dollar she makes, she spends double. Her personal appearance fees are literally the only thing keeping her afloat. But here’s the rub: Because of her explosive relationship with Sam, she’s unable to get the type of cash she’s used to. The negative press and constant appearance cancellations are hurting her pocketbook.”
Recent extravagant purchases the starlet has made include a $30K Rolex watch and a new Maserati, a glam ride which usually costs upward of $100K.
At least Lohan – who hasn’t had a movie role since her 2007 flop “I Know Who Killed Me” – is aware of her poor economic situation.
“It’s scary when you realize, ‘Oh my God, I’m not working. And I have a house to pay for now,’ ” Lohan says in April’s Nylon.
